DARK MATTER IMPROV
It’s late… We’re up to something!
The night is young and anything can happen! Join us for offbeat, improvised comedy that dives into the unknown. Each show is a unique adventure filled with unpredictable moments and nonstop laughter. You won’t know what’s coming, but you’ll love every minute of it.
Plus, it's Pay What You Want and BYOB—so bring your friends, your drinks, and your sense of humor!
BASTARDLY DASTARDS: They didn’t just survive the first
Cutting Room Floor—they thrived. Now, with a four-show run ahead, this unpredictable troupe brings sharp-witted comedy, bold experimentation, and maybe even some spontaneous musical madness to the stage. Whether welcoming a special guest or flipping a scene on its head, they embrace chaos with charm, leaving audiences laughing, gasping, and maybe even singing along. Catch the Dastards every other Saturday: 4/5, 4/19, 5/3, and 5/17.
CAST: Bradley Winkler, Daniel Rood, Eddie Childress, Lisa Hitchcock Weber, Michael Mixon, Sam Hernandez
NARC: Shhh, you don't want anyone to find out we're acting out smutty romance novels here. Don't tell your parents. If you won't NARC, we won't NARC! CAST: Autumn Clack, Ruth McCleskey, Conor Farrell, Nick Brownrigg
HELL YEAH BROTHER!: Hell yeah brother! We come from the ilk of yeehaw and hoots n’ hollers. This distinguished two-steppin’ duo is here to take you on a journey filled with action, drama, and of course many ha ha’s. So come on down and watch us kick some improv ass that’ll have you screaming HELL YEAH BROTHER! CAST: Aiden Garcia, Lily Sethre-Brink
All shows are BYOB!
Doors open 10 minutes before showtime.
PARKING
Parking can be challenging during special events and sold-out shows. We recommend Uber, Lyft, or carpooling.
- We share limited free parking spots with Toros HTX Soccer.
- Free street parking is available on Crockett, Hemphill, Summer, & Taylor (check street signs).
PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
The #30 bus stops at Sawyer & Shearn, just a 2-minute walk from the theater.
CAN I BRING KIDS?
Shows are generally PG-13 & up, but improv is unpredictable. We cannot guarantee all content will be family-friendly. Children under 18 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. Small children who may disrupt the show should stay home.
WHEN DO DOORS OPEN?
Doors open 10 minutes before showtime.
SEATING
We offer first come, first served General Admission seating. We have approximately 40 seats, including 30 chairs and 10-12 bench seats.
CAN I BUY TICKETS AT THE DOOR?
Online ticket sales close 1 hour before showtime. Limited tickets may be available at the door. If the show is sold out, we will post a SOLD OUT notice on social media.
REFUNDS & TICKET TRANSFERS
We
DO NOT offer refunds for shows, workshops, or classes. With advance notice, we may be able to transfer your ticket to a different date. Email
[email protected] as soon as possible.
BYOB & SNACKS
Feel free to bring your own drinks and snacks! Just avoid full meals or anything with loud packaging or strong odors. Thanks for keeping our space fun and distraction-free!
- Alcohol (21+): You're welcome to bring alcoholic beverages, but don't forget to bring your own cups, ice, and openers—we don’t provide set-ups. Please keep drinks sealed in the parking lot and enjoy them inside or on our patio. Follow all TABC rules and drink responsibly!
- Support Our Neighbors!
- Toros HTX, located across our parking lot, offers a great selection of coffee, beer, wine, and light snacks.
- Local Brewery & Cidery Options in Sawyer Yards:
- CITY ORCHARD: 1201 Oliver St. Suite 108, Houston, TX 77007
- HOLLER BREWING CO: 2206 Edwards Street, Suite A, Houston, TX 77007
- PLATYPUS BREWING: 1902 Washington Ave, Houston, Texas, 77007
- TEJAS BREWERY & TAPROOM: 2101 Summer Street, Houston, Texas 77007
STILL HAVE QUESTIONS?